Simon Sands


Comedian | After Dinner Speaker | Cabaret

Simon Sands is a likeable cheeky comic with a laid-back style of humour, suitable for all ages and venues. Simon’s work has covered cabaret, TV, after dinner speaking, corporates and cruises. Simon’s work has covered cabaret, TV, after dinner speaking, corporates and cruises.

Theatrical hosting:  An Audience with Sir Trevor Brooking / An Audience with Eamonn Holmes.
Holiday resorts: Warners / Pontins / Butlins / Shearings / West Star / Park Dean / Park Resorts / Hollybush Hotels / Vauxhall.
Armed forces: Sgts and Officers Messes /  CSE tours of the Falklands / Bosnia / Croatia and Northern Ireland / Cyprus.
Corporate: Jaguar / Glaxo / Rover / Honda / Tesco / Peugeot / Sainsbury’s / SmithKline Beecham / Rank / National Federation of Builders / BP / McAlpines / Travis Perkins / Amateur Boxing Association / Limousin Cattle Breeders / Guernsey Tomato Growers Association / BAA and many more.
After dinner: Golfing / Masonic and sporting clubs / Guernsey Royal Golf Club / Rotary International Annual Conference 2006 / Round Table & more.
Holidays: Thomson Gold / Shearings & Airtours – Cruises: P&O including QE2 & Airtours.
Theatres: Spa Theatre, Bridlington / Royal Hippodrome, Eastbourne / Victoria Pavilion, Ilfracombe / Wellington Pier, Great Yarmouth.
Production shows: Bonnie Tyler / Mike Reid / Tom O’Connor / Little and Large / Roger de Courcey / Max Boyce and many more.
Theatre support: Mickey Rooney / The Stylistics / Joe Brown / Bucks Fizz / The Grumbleweeds and many more.
Pantomime Principle performances including: Chinese Policeman (Aladdin), Brighton / Idle Jack (Dick Whittington), London / Simple Simon (Little Red Riding Hood), Llandudno / Buttons (Cinderella), Scarborough.
TV performances: The Comedians & The New Variety Show